''Craig is stranded, and he is hungry''
[[Craig starts eating the noodles on the island.-> Eating Noodle Island]]
[[Craig uses the noodles to form a "SOS" sign to escape the island. -> Escape the Island]]
''Craig starts boiling the noodles.''
[[He cooks them for 5 minutes. -> The noodle too raw]]
[[He cooks them for 5 hours. -> The noodle soggy]]
''Nobody is there to respond to the SOS. Craig is forever trapped on the Noodle island and he is hungry.''
''The noodles are too raw, Craig is forever trapped on the Noodle island he cannot eat.''
''The noodles are too soggy, Craig is forever trapped on the Noodle island he cannot eat.''